Serena Lang | Bad Liar. Great Kisser. - (30)

I'm Serena, British establishment refugee, global expat with flair, and rebel with a cause. The cause, you ask? Never working in a windowless office again. Join my OnlyFans: onlyfans.com/serenalang! A late bloomer, I was forced in my deeply awkward teenage years to develop both an amazing sense of humour and a scintillating personality in lieu of being a hot girl. Aged approx 25, I then suddenly became a hot girl, and am now at 30 the total package: brains, beauty, personality, charm & wit. A man I met on the beach in St Tropez once said I had “a body that could stop traffic”. With a petite frame at 5’4, firm natural curves, perky 34F breasts and a bottom you could bounce a quarter off (as you say in this delightful country), I am augmentation-free, Botox-free, and 100% free-range. An SF Uber driver said that I had “one of those pin-up girl faces”. I have large blue-green eyes, long ash-blonde hair, and high Slavic cheekbones. My sweet and friendly expression and general nice-person countenance, which belies my extremely sharp and filthy mind, incites strangers to talk to me on planes. Fun facts: - I went to a very expensive private girls’ boarding school in the UK which completely failed to make a proper young lady out of me - I speak four languages to varying degrees of fluency and can order a glass of wine in seven - I have a Master’s degree in a pretty esoteric subject - I’m a bad liar but a fantastic kisser I combine a British sophistication and polish with the openness and warmth of my adopted America. If you believe in Myers-Briggs (just astrology for boys? Controversial opinion I know, let’s discuss), I’m an Enfj-T. I’m a born people-person and have a deep dislike of the mundane (this includes office jobs). Even if you’re shy, I guarantee that within half an hour of meeting me any nervousness will completely dissipate and you’ll feel like we’re old friends. I’m confident you’ll really like me, and yes, I do look like my pictures. If you have a cynical heart, prepare to have it melted. Love, Serena