Claire | Wild WASP Woman - (20)

Feeling lonely? Looking for an intellectual woman who can really understand you? I’m Claire, a New York native who can debate Camus while looking incredible in a swimsuit. After a childhood spent in boarding schools, I spent a few years traveling abroad while getting my degree in art history. While my background might be WASPy, my behavior in the bedroom is anything but. I’m a curvaceous, 5’4 honey blonde with bountiful double Ds and an ass that a poet once described as godlike, and I’m descended from a long line of blondes infamous for driving men wild. From reading Lolita for the fifteenth time to taking impromptu trips to the Louvre, I’m a connoisseur of all art forms, and I’m always looking for new connections with people who can keep up with me. 
If you’re looking for a break from the tedium of your finance job, or you’re tired of watching stocks on your fourth monitor, reach out to goldlaceclaire@gmail.com and put "tryst" as the subject line to schedule the most memorable night of your life. Please include your full name and age, your phone number, your method of verification, and the day and time of your requested appointment. I know the world’s a big place, and it can often leave people feeling lonesome. But you don’t have to be.