Tora Deadlift | Authentic Muscle Mommy - (40)

About Me: -- A one of a kind woman, strong in many ways, positive outlook on life, quick witted, firecracker, take charge and get sh!t done type of Gen X lady. I certainly do NOT act my age. -- I enjoy meeting new people and building lasting connections. -- My preference is meeting, getting to know YOU over time. -- My drive is uncommon and unmatched. -- I really miss when people actually TALKED to each other when out and about, dontcha know! -- Yes, I’m Minnesota born and raised with the accent and all. If you’re a mature, kind, polite gentlemen, age doesn’t matter if you’re respectful. I’m reliable and punctual. You might not see my face in my profiles or on my socials, but I’ve been told by rockstars, regular local dads (not mine because creepy), guys in The Costco, WOW, you’re stunning. 🤷🏻‍♀️ All I know is I enjoy smiling, laughing, making others do the same. I wink and say thank you as I keep on walking by. Compliments Given by Friends, Clients, Strangers of the world: “Don’t get hit by a car, you’re way too pretty ma’am!” — Homeless Man on Midway “I was nervous asf to meet you but when I finally did, it was like we’ve known each other forever! I’m so comfortable here!” — Personal Lotion Guy “I’ve never met anyone like you! It’s why I keep coming back!” — Admirer whom drives 4 hours to see me each month “Your ass is amazing!” — Scrumptious Teddy Bear “You really went after it! You live up to your Tweetergram persona!” — Delicious Manga Man Likes: - Horror movies, House of 1000 Corpses (fave) - Comedy Clubs, Open Mic Nights - Punk rock without naming micro sub genres - Snacks: Popcorn & Nuts are my faves. (Put it in my mouth) - Dad jokes - Funny guys - Nerdy guys - Businessmen Dislikes: - Arrogance - Dirty balls - Late night messages, I’m sleeping - Negotiations - Disrespect - Country Music, the twang causes irritation. I’d rather… Hobbies: - Lifting heavy shit - Walking (away from bullshit n drama) - Jogging (away headaches) - Running (towards the Taco Truck) - Laughing (at dumbasses and stand up) - Watching (suspense, horror on the big screen and people IRL) - Reading (one for the boring old parts of my balls) - Creating (connection, fuckery, happiness) - Shit Posting on Tweetergrams Non smoking, non drinker, 420 friendly when off duty. Juicy Details * Height: 5' 6" * Weight: 155 pounds (bulking season) * Measurements: 32D/26/30 (puppies are here) * Panty Size: medium (8/10) * Shirt: small/medium * Pants: medium 8 * Bra: 32C (natural with lift kit) * Shoe: 9.5 most brands, Converse 9US Women HOW TO BOOK: 1) Review my website & SUBMIT booking form (calendar is updated daily) 2) Send $50 via CashApp 3) Please send friendly intro messages via text or email. Think of introducing yourself as if meeting me in a bar “my name is ______. I have sent my reservation deposit via _____.” 4) I will conduct screening because my safety is still my number one concern. Want to stand out, head straight to my website, read the details, fill out booking form, send screening info required. Wow me so I can wow you. ALL BOOKING REQUESTS WILL BE DIRECTED TO VISIT MY WEBSITE. Check it out because it's pretty good! Check my link tree for gifting ideas. Follow me on Twitter (this is me bossing)