Miss Tyler Texas. | WHAT DID THE DUCK SAY TO THE SAILOR? . 😳😜 - (43)

I'm sorry, the joke is supposed to say what did the duck say to the provider? " put it on my bill" 😳 Get it? 😳 man I just realized that joke could go 2 ways if ya really think about it.... 🥴😜😆 And she waddled away from that joke.... Hope y'all are having a fantastico week!! Now this week for me has been pretty eventful.. Besides the stupid splinter in my foot... what does a splinter have to do with a massage? Not a dang thing, I just wanted to tell yall about it. I can't get that little sucker out! I named him Phil.. because I'm always Philing him! 🙄🙄😁 I know it's amazing being inside this body Phil, but ya over stayed your welcome. It's time to skidaddle. Vamenos, take a hike, don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya. 😂 I have a ton. But I'll stop. 😳🥰🥰 I'm sorry but how can something so small cause so much annoyance? I think after he finally has an exit plan or gets booted I'm gonna make him into jewelry. Like a charm of some sort. Wear him like a trophy. I can't mount him like a deer head.... he would be too small on the wall, so jewelry will have to do. Could you imagine if I did mount him on a wall? 😂😂 Have guests over and make them hold a magnifying glass to see it, and told them about the 3 day journey on getting this fellow and how I finally took him out.. showed what tweezers I used. Like if it was a buck. 😂😳 My friends would admit me I think...... 😅💃 Would be kinda funny for a few seconds though. Enough on Phil The Splinter. He's getting more attention than me anyway. Don't worry, I'm not gonna charge extra for him being there with us. 😜😜 Happy Tuesday my sweet "foreign free of objects in the feet people" Hope everyone is having a pretty good day so far. Who is up for making it BETTER??? Well you're in luck because this gal is working!!! Get in while the gettin in. Is good! I'll give you the key points to the session!! PEORIA FLAT RATES