Miss Tyler Texas. | I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CAN NOT LIE…. - (44)

🎶 You other brothas can’t deny, that when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get sprung….. 🎼 🥴 No round thing in your face here… sorry, I was born with noassititis. It’s a genetic diseas. my mother and sisters have it as well. We manage. There are cures for it, however it’s expensive. 😆🤣😆 Listen, I got some of the song.. I got a small waist…. thats gotta count for something right? 🤗😬😛 Happy Monday my snowbirds and pigeons. native people I call pigeons because you always see them around. 😘😘 and I love pigeons by the way. Did a whole ad about em not too long ago. 🙏🏼 🐦 What do we got planned for this week? Who has the inside scoop? Anyone wanna let me in on some insider trading? 🤪😂 I’m kidding….kinda. 😳 I got no plans. Just to work and see one of you fine gentlemen. Maybe learn coding statistics writing…. Or cheese rolling. 🤷‍♀️🤔 stone cutting sounds fun…. Maybe learn to surf. (on the internet) 🙃☺️ I made bread this weekend. And I screwed it up.. but if you close your eyes real tight and slather a bunch of butter and jam on it, it almost taste like bread. Which leads me to the next big reveal….. Free bread with every session. 😛😜😋 Dee E Licious. 😬🫠 Better hurry…. Not sure how long this bread is gonna hold its shape. ☹️ 😘 FLAT RATES SHOWER PEORIA AND ME! Tyler. 480-708-2726 😘😘