Mistress Sugarbritches | you will be satisfied! - (60)

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When you opened up the profile for “the crazy bitch from Hell”, who did you expect to find in here? As the transgender owner of Cobalt Lair I only offer NON-SEXUAL BD/sm sessions to worthy minions who can afford My sessions & who are willing to pay for them. Don’t confuse bartering with household chores as a method of payment, neither are gift cards. The session price that I quote you will include the necessary travel expenses to & from your session. Happy endings are not on the menu let alone on the table. I’m located in America’s Finest City & have no problem traveling almost anywhere in the continental USA to rip a beating heart right out of someone’s chest without leaving visible scars. Afterwards I’ll shamelessly stomp on it, kick it across a floor & if I’m feeling generous you’ll lick the drippings off of My boots with enthusiasm. You’ll be required to pay a non-refundable session reservation fee to reserve any of My sessions. If I don’t receive your deposit at least 24 hours prior to your session there won’t be a session for you. I will schedule another client who requests the time & date that you want without hesitation. This is non-negotiable. These are My non-negotiable commandments for minions & those who wish to become minions of Cobalt Lair. #1. You shall pay a NON-REFUNDABLE BOOKING RESERVATION FEE to reserve any of My sessions or there won’t be a session for you. You shall also pay the session balance immediately upon My arrival & you shall not pay Me with debit or gift cards such as those sold on Amazon. #2. Unless one of your goals in life is to become excommunicado you shall not waste My time. I don’t & won’t tolerate “serial reschedulers”, “fantasy bookers”, etc., you’ll be allowed to reschedule a session only once provided it’s at least 24 hours in advance. #3. You shall not be under the influence of any drugs or alcohol when I arrive at a session nor shall you expect Me to provide you with any. I don’t care if they help you to relax. #4. You shall be clean & you shall not reek when I arrive at a session. #5. Sexual services in exchange for money such as fifty shades of kinky sex or “happy endings” are not on the table, I’m a Domme & I don’t engage in prostitution. #6. You shall pay Me what I tell you’re to, regardless of how much other Mistresses charge or may have charged you in the past. The Cobalt Lair has no affiliation with Priceline. #7. You shall not use any excuses when assigned a task. I don’t make excuses for Myself & I won’t accept yours. #8. You shall not expect to be provided with illegal activities or services. This includes pimping you out to help fund your sessions. #9. You shall do as you’re told to & you won’t whine like a self-entitled child with crappy parents who never said “NO!” to you. If following simple directions isn’t one of your strong suits you should find another Mistress. #10. Never lie to Me or steal from Me. If you choose to do so, word shall spread to the other Mistresses quicker than a California wild fire when I rat out your pathetic ass to them.