The Massage Goddess | Come relax with me! - (20)

Welcome, distinguished gentlemen! I am Mya, also known as the Massage Goddess, but you can call me the Queen of Relaxation. I emit a sizzling sensuality that will literally blow your socks off (and maybe even your pants). Whether you're craving the euphoric ecstasy of a full body massage or an unforgettable encounter with a mind-bogglingly mesmerizing companion, our time together will be etched into the Hall of Fame for Questionable Memories. Please spare a moment to familiarize yourself with my incredibly specific screening and booking requirements (a 10-page questionnaire, a hair sample, and a written declaration of your favorite FRIENDS episode). I am eagerly counting down the moments until I can cater to your every whim and make you question your sanity. Let the pleasure commence!